K.D.

Indian Government, in a shocking decision made SC/ST the only caste in the country. Prime Minister of India, Dr Manmohan Singh, feeling left out of the general government decision making processes, called a surprise press conference and announced this decision. “From today, SC/ST will be the only caste. All people in India will belong to this caste only.” – said Prime Minister Dr Manmohan Singh. He left suddenly saying he was supposed to give Sonia Gandhi company for breakfast.

Earlier, The press were shocked to receive an invitation from the Prime Minister. “I was shocked. This is the first time this has happened since the previous government. I have to ask my manager if this is a conference worth attending.” – said noted reporter Dhananjay Mahapatra.

Arjun Singh who arrived after the Prime Minister left, said the 27% reservation rule for the SC/ST/OBC will stay. “Now that the OBC no longer exists, the rule will apply only to the SC/ST” – said Arjun Singh, who was being given dialysis treatment simultaneously.

Gujjar leader Colonel Kirori Singh Bainsala, who was busy trying to uproot a part of a railway track for about six hours now, appeared to show no interest in the news. “I don’t care anymore. I need to finish with this track now.” – said the Colonel and continued to hit the track with a stick.

Senior BJP leader Venkaiah Naidu, in a statement to the press said “This is a konspiracy by the communist gourment in an effort to gain unnecessary advontaje during the upcomming yelections. We will dyefinitely bring this to the notice of the paarty high commission in the next paarty meeting”.

Later that day, Senior BJP leader Venkaiah Naidu categorically denied his earlier statement, even though a reporter pointed out that there really were no categories present. “I hyave no idea who cooked up this story. I was hyappily having breakfast with my fyamily this morning. I categorically deny hyaving said any of that. This is ridiculous.”, he said. The reporters left feeling happy after hearing him say the word “ridiculous”. “I can’t believe what I just heard. It must be some kind of achievement.” – said reporter, Chidanand Rajghatta.

M T Vinay, a student, shouted “Arjun Singh is a fool” and zoomed away on his bike before we could ask him anything.